1) A sperm bank for public masturbators
2) A swine flu colony
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3) A Tribe headquarters
4) A warehouse for unused paper saved by the quota
5) A black squirrel reserve
6) A lost and found for coats from Terrace
7) A place for the kids who couldn't get a pass to Campus Club
8) A gay bar
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9) A chastity center
10) An eating club

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