1) A real band for Lawnparties.
2) Making Campus Club cool.
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3) An endangered species protection program for black squirrels.
4) Improving the SCORE website (I DO NOT REMEMBER WHAT MY FIRST PET WAS CALLED, OKAY).
5) 50 Kindles.
6) 1,000 copies of the “Babe” boxed set to entertain students in swine flu isolation.
7) 4,000 ice creams from Bent Spoon.
8) 16,853.93 chicken tacos from Taco Bell.
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9) One and a half million M&Ms.
10) A motherfucking boat big enough for all of them.

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