1. Show up 20 minutes early.
2. Do all the homework on the syllabus in advance so that you can hand it all in on the first day.
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3. Try to coordinate the color of your shirt with theirs and then make a cute comment about how wonderfully you match.
4. Sit next to them in seminar. And in lecture.
5. Bring them coffee and a shiny red apple.
6. Memorize every piece of work they have ever written, and recite excerpts throughout class.
7. Invite them to a private lunch in a dining hall.
8. Laugh loudly at everything they say. Even when it's not a joke.
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9. Quote Shakespeare whenever possible.
10. Do the recommended reading.

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