1. Stop showering
2. Save your used napkins and take lecture notes on them
3. Cut the power lines
4. Sabotage the shuttles so they can’t run anymore
5. Become a vegan
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6. Realize that vegan food is disgusting, and become a vegetarian
7. Wear your underwear five times before you deem it wash-worthy
8. Eat the pig slops in the dining hall to avoid wasting food
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9. Refuse to turn in any work that isn’t submitted electronically
10. Don’t flush till Earth Week ends






