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Street's Top Ten — April 23rd, 2009

1. Stop showering

2. Save your used napkins and take lecture notes on them

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3. Cut the power lines

4. Sabotage the shuttles so they can’t run anymore

5. Become a vegan

6. Realize that vegan food is disgusting, and become a vegetarian

7. Wear your underwear five times before you deem it wash-worthy

8. Eat the pig slops in the dining hall to avoid wasting food

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9. Refuse to turn in any work that isn’t submitted electronically 

10. Don’t flush till Earth Week ends

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