1. Calculate the number of pages you would have to write per day if you started tomorrow.
2. Befriend the Firestone B-floor construction crew.
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3. Start smoking so you have an excuse for frequent breaks.
4. Hang out in McCosh until you successfully contract mono.
5. Research your thesis topic on Wikipedia so that you can feel productive.
6. Drink a lot of water so you have to go to the bathroom every half hour.
7. Start your Firestone workday at 11:15 p.m.
8. Plot ways to ask out your carrel neighbor.
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9. Make out with your carrel neighbor.
10. Write emo poetry to your carrel neighbor after she dumps you.

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