2. I think I can sympathize with the poor: I've changed trains in Trenton before.
3. I own a full set of power tools.
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4. I'm not qualified to study anything else.
5. I am fluent in five languages: English, Pig Latin, Jibberish, Klingon and Elvish.
6. If admitted, I promise to save the world ... as a consultant.
7. I would have majored in economics, but I-banking no longer exists.
8. Wait, Woody Woo isn't short for Woody Woodpecker?
9. My mom always told me I'd run the world someday.
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10. Just let me in!

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