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Top Ten — Feb. 19, 2009

2.    I think I can sympathize with the poor: I've changed trains in Trenton before.

3.    I own a full set of power tools.

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4.    I'm not qualified to study anything else.

5.    I am fluent in five languages: English, Pig Latin, Jibberish, Klingon and Elvish.

6.    If admitted, I promise to save the world ... as a consultant.

7.    I would have majored in economics, but I-banking no longer exists.

8.    Wait, Woody Woo isn't short for Woody Woodpecker?

9.    My mom always told me I'd run the world someday.

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10.     Just let me in!

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