2. You can't remember what small children or old people look like because you never see them.
3. Your biggest fear is squirrels.
4. You're so used to drinking Beast that when you have other beers, you wish you could water them down.
5. When you go home on breaks, you instinctively take your key with you from your bedroom to the bathroom.
6. You can now recognize at least 10 different shades of orange.
7. You can't remember how to drive. That could be dangerous.
8. No, you haven't heard of Darfur, but you bought a "Free Will Scharf" koozie.
9. People keep telling you about how crazy that Eliot Spitzer is, so you look him up on facebook.com to check him out.
10. You've spent more at the Wa than you have on textbooks.
