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Street's Top Ten — Feb. 28, 2008

 Top Ten Commandments on campus

1. Thou shalt have no beer before Beast.

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2. Thou shalt not post "sexy" images of thyself on facebook.com.

3. Thou shalt not pop Adderall in vain.

4. Remember the Sabbath Day and forget thy Saturday night.

5. Honor thy TI bouncer, befriend him and fail miserably.

6. Thou shalt not light squirrels on fire.

7. Thou shalt commit thyself to more activities than thou canst handle.

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8. Thou shalt not steal from the coatroom.

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy friend to Public Safety.

10. Thou shalt not covet thy roommate's boyfriend or girlfriend.

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