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AMitis /ay-em-i-tis/

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n. A disease marked by the inability to attend classes before noon. Onset most often occurs early Friday morning. Symptoms include excessive sleeping and inability to fulfill any morning obligations. Sufferers often take POL210 or CEE262 B for relief.

—usage: "I would love to take Cornel West's course, but I think it would really aggravate my AMitis."

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