1. He says: "Can I borrow your notes?" She hears: "Can I call you some time?"
2. He says: "Wanna take a walk?" She hears: "I'm trying to break up with you."
3. He says: "You look good." She hears: "You would look good if you lost 10 pounds."
4. He says: "I'll call you." She hears: "I'll call you within the next two days, otherwise I'm not interested."
5. He says: "I would never miss watching a game." She hears: "I would never miss a game, unless, of course, you want to spend time together."
6. She says: "Do you want to watch a movie?" He hears: "Wanna get it on?"
7. She says: "I think we should take a walk." He hears: "I think you need to listen to me as I rant for an extended period of time."
8. She says: "Sure, have a bite." He hears: "Take the majority of my cake. I don't mind."
9. She says: "What are you up to on Friday?" He hears: "I'd like to go on a date and then keep calling you until you get a restraining order."
10. She says: "What are we?" He hears: "ALERT! GET OUT NOW!"
