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Street's Top 10

1. He says: "Can I borrow your notes?" She hears: "Can I call you some time?"

2. He says: "Wanna take a walk?" She hears: "I'm trying to break up with you."

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3. He says: "You look good." She hears: "You would look good if you lost 10 pounds."

4. He says: "I'll call you." She hears: "I'll call you within the next two days, otherwise I'm not interested."

5. He says: "I would never miss watching a game." She hears: "I would never miss a game, unless, of course, you want to spend time together."

6. She says: "Do you want to watch a movie?" He hears: "Wanna get it on?"

7. She says: "I think we should take a walk." He hears: "I think you need to listen to me as I rant for an extended period of time."

8. She says: "Sure, have a bite." He hears: "Take the majority of my cake. I don't mind."

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9. She says: "What are you up to on Friday?" He hears: "I'd like to go on a date and then keep calling you until you get a restraining order."

10. She says: "What are we?" He hears: "ALERT! GET OUT NOW!"

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