1. How to become famous: Take Cottage Lingerie Night very, very seriously.
2. How to meet friends during Freshman Week: Ask a freshman his major, or ask an upperclassman his eating club.
3. How to be romantic: Nothing is sweeter than that "Someone has a crush on you!" email from the USG.
4. How to stay in shape: It's easy in college, don't even worry about it!
5. How to dress: Nobody will think you have a big butt or fat thighs if you always wear leggings.
6. How to impress: Remind people that you were Valedictorian. Compare SAT scores. They will be intimidated by your intellectual prowess.
7. How to be productive: Study in Cafe Vivian more often, or set up Facebook mobile.
8. How to get into the best University: Apply to Harvard.
9. How to make informed decisions: Always respect the authority of Peer Pressure.
10. How to get girls: Learn how to be Oh So Fresh.
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Princeton Zoning Board of Adjustment approves renovations to Tower and Charter Clubs
Sena Chang and Isaac BernsteinOn March 27, the Municipality of Princeton’s Zoning Board of Adjustment approved construction developments for Tower Club and Charter Club. Renovations for both clubs are aimed towards improving accessibility.
On March 27, the Municipality of Princeton’s Zoning Board of Adjustment approved construction developments for Tower Club and Charter Club. Renovations for both clubs are aimed towards improving accessibility.
Students support local businesses with new platform Zage
Jack AllenAfter hearing about the struggles faced by a number of these restaurants after students left campus in mid-March, Dilbagi created Zage, an online platform that allows community members to send money to local businesses now to redeem as credits on their purchases in the future.
This fall, go beyond the 'Bubble'
Dora ZhaoEven though classes are picking up, weekends are the perfect time for students to escape the Orange Bubble. While going out to eat on Nassau is enjoyable, there is so much to see beyond Princeton. For those looking for a day trip or a chance to explore the area outside of Princeton, here is a list of ideas to do this fall.