1. Greece: "Don't worry, I don't trust Trojans either."
2. France: "Is that the Eiffel Tower in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
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3. England: "Baby, you're so sweet, you put Cadbury out of business."
4. Australia: "How's everything down under?"
5. The Caribbean: "Who's your Trinidaddy?"
6. The Middle East: "Can I explore your fertile crescent?"
7. Africa: "If beauty were a form of charity, you'd be Oxfam."
8. Germany: "Compared to you, the Berlin Wall went down easy."
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9. Eastern Europe: Mind if I Czech you out?"
10. Latin America: "I'm American. Want a green card?"

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