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In other news, Alito goes down

Vice President Richard "Dick" Cheney and President George "W" Bush happily note that Sam Alito '72 leaned to the right during a game of Twister at Frist yesterday night.

This article is a part of The Daily Princetonian's annual joke issue. Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.

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