Phantom troll booth
People think I just sit here all day and yell at innocent motorists who are trying to park their cars.
People think I just sit here all day and yell at innocent motorists who are trying to park their cars.
Amanda Fulmer '01 and David Tannenbaum '01 ? the best-known leaders of Princeton's progressive movement ? have been running a sweatshop in the basement of the University's vegetarian co-op for the last two years, according to a report made public by administrators yesterday."Everyone knows you can't have rallies without lots and lots of posters," a defensive Fulmer said during an interview.
WASHINGTON ? While the news of Hal Shapiro's twin brother's selection as Princeton's next President was met with a wide range of reactions from around campus, the emotions emanating from 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
USG president PJ Kim '01 announced last night a sweeping initiative designed to solicit input from students on the quality and merit of his various efforts during the last year to solicit their input."Since Visions of Princeton was such a success, I thought, 'Why not take this soliciting input thing one step further?' " explained Kim, who has no actual views on anything.
Shortly after their first series of arrests at Charter Club, the Borough Police brute squad struck again, this time at the near-legendary Cannon Club."There's only one club that's more notorious for its wild raves than Charter, and that's Cannon," Capt.
The Prince Magazine announced yesterday that it has acquired the nearly defunct Nassau Weekly for an undisclosed sum ? meaning that The Daily Princetonian's rapidly expanding media empire now consists of a daily newspaper, a weekly magazine and Verbatim.Editor-in-Chief Richard Just '01 described the move not as a financially motivated endeavor, but rather as an act of charitable service to the campus community."Enough innocent readers have been hurt already," Just said at yesterday's press conference.
McGill University president Bernard Shapiro will succeed President Shapiro as the University's 19th president, board of trustees president Robert Rawson '66 announced at a press conference yesterday."In this time of change at the University, we on the presidential search committee opted for more of the same," Rawson said.
Wellington Richardson Whitaker '89 sat on his bed late Tuesday afternoon after a long day on the job.
What you mean what was I thinkin' 'bout? What the hell you think I was thinkin' 'bout? I used to play Madison Square Garden and places like dat.
WASHINGTON (AP) ? Attorney General-designate John Ashcroft reiterated his shocking pledge yesterday to "enforce U.S.
For USG president PJ Kim '01, it used to be all about getting student input. But after announcing yesterday a plan to distribute condoms to all undergraduates free of charge, it's about getting students to put it in.In perhaps one of the boldest and certainly most bizarre initiatives of his administration, Kim has decided to offer prophylactics to all University students who want them ? and even to attractive freshman females who don't."OK, so yeah, this might seem a little crazy, but you can never be too prepared," Kim said, stroking a small packet of Trojan condoms in his right hand.
The landscape of foreign policy has changed dramatically since the last time Donald Rumsfeld '54 served as secretary of defense.
While approximately 125 demonstrators stood outside their Nassau Hall meeting room, the Board of Trustees Saturday approved, 30-4, the return of the Army and Air Force ROTC to the Princeton Campus in September, 1972.The trustees' action, endorsing the proposed contract terms negotiated by the ad hoc committee on ROTC, followed the Dec.
Playing Red Light, Green Light with a sixth grade science class in the halls of Holland Middle School in Trenton, a group of University students from PHY 111: Contemporary Physics, hoped to teach Newton's First Law of Motion with their game example.In lieu of a final exam, professor David Nice gave his students the option of participating in a community outreach teaching program.
Inside the third floor conference room in West College, students, faculty and administrators meet at a wooden oval table.
After graduating from Princeton with 10 varsity letters and an engineering degree, Henry "Hammerin' Hank" Milligan '81 went on to a successful boxing career that included bouts with the likes of Mike Tyson.
Those who have wished the 'Street' could be different, now have an opportunity to do something about it.Prospects, a new student organization on campus, is sponsoring Prospects 2001: Redefining the Street for a 21st Century Princeton, an architectural design competition meant to address the future of Prospect Avenue.Beginning Feb.
Five years ago, when University chemistry professor Bob Cava chaperoned his son Miles' class trip to Gettysburg, he learned a new meaning for the word "bond.""It was pretty hilarious camping out at a state campground with about 100 fifth graders," Cava chuckled.
In "Paradise Lost," Milton justifies his blindness by saying it forced him to look within, so he could "see and tell of things invisible to mortal sight."Like Milton, I justified my disability as other-worldly.
After a successful campaign to overturn a smoking ban in Princeton Borough, the National Smokers Alliance is going to court again.The NSA recently filed a complaint with the local finance board against Katherine Benesch, a volunteer member of the Princeton Regional Health Commission.