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Top Ten Objects In My Immediate Vicinity*

1) Small puddle of vomit.

2) Half of an Ivy pass.

3) Someone’s black North Face.

4) Bunny ears.

5) Four walls.

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6) Six empty bottles of Andre.

7) Glitter.

8) A poster of Frankie Muniz.

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9) An eyelash.

10) Somebody I don’t know.