1) Channel “Dick in a Box.”
2) Confuse the addresses of your girlfriend and your grandma.
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3) Wrap it in a squirrel pelt.
4) Re-gift something you bought from them on eBay.
5) Throw it at their face. Surprise!
6) Send it through campus mail.
7) Naked.
8) Over Facebook.
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9) Put it in a mousetrap.
10) Four months late.
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