1) Bring your own oxygen tank.
2) Toboggan down the aisle on a food cart.
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3) Make a purchase from SkyMall.
4) Narrate the flight to your neighbor.
5) Commandeer the bathroom for the whole flight.
6) Distribute a flyer of fake plane crash statistics.
7) Play “Words with Friends” with the pilot.
8) Start a conga line in the aisle.
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9) Outcry the baby next to you.
10) Bring a snake.

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