1) Leave a dead ant outside your door to set an example.
2) Line your door frames with acid.
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3) Get a pet anteater.
4) Pour Everclear on them.
5) Swiffer with Raid.
6) Install a looping video of the death scene in “A Bug’s Life.”
7) Put up a poster of Tony Kadyhrob.
8) Sign them up for the Free Food listserv.
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9) Post unflattering photos of them on Facebook.
10) Arson.
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