1) Reenact the Hunger Games in your room as an icebreaker.
2) Abandon them at the Activities Fair.
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3) Tell them that all freshmen live in the Forbes Annex.
4) Take them to your 8:30 a.m. writing seminar.
5) Send them to the “super cool” D-Bar.
6) Tell them the “Rush Ban” is about football.
7) Show them your prestigious eating club: Campus.
8) Give them a mirrored version of the campus map.
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9) Steal their T. Sweet coupons while they’re asleep.
10) Sing “Call Me Maybe” to them all night.

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