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Top 10 Ways to Contract Gastroenteritis

1. Lick all the doorknobs in your building. 2. Go on tour with Triangle. 3. Suck your thumb. 4. Eat broccoli cheddar soup at Panera. 5. Make out with someone who just ate broccoli cheddar soup at Panera. 6. Take a nap in a pile of soiled linens. 7. Share towels with the ski team. 8. Finish off the beers tucked around T.I. 9. Shit where you eat. 10. Encounter anyone.  

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