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Top 10 Things To Do Instead of Going Out on Friday

1) Alphabetize your emails.

2) Have a “Land Before Time” marathon.

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3) Swiffer your hall bathroom.

4) Max out your credit card on JCrew.com.

5) Make an army of paper cranes at the crafts table in Frist.

6) Eat four Phat Ladies at Hoagie Haven.

7) Write a screenplay for an Aristotle and Plato sitcom.

8) Play freeze tag in Firestone.

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9) Revive your Neopets. 

10) Skateboard with the townies. 

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