Top 10 Winter Formals Party Fouls
1. When your date realizes he isn’t going to get any and just leaves.
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2. When the girl who spent the whole night drinking grasshoppers finally vomits rainbows.
3. When you pretend like you didn’t just see that girl’s nipple.
4. When that bitch who loses her purse halfway through dinner makes everyone look for it.
5. When those two girls recreate the blowjob statue.
6. When that dude wants to “take a walk” with you afterward.
7. When the fat kid realizes he’s late for the dessert buffet.
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8. When those people try to start a dance floor at 7 p.m.
9. When a senior brings his freshman girlfriend.
10. Goddamn table floaters.

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