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Top 10 Princeton-themed Halloween Costumes

1. A sexy preceptor. 

2. A dead squirrel.

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3. The blowjob statue (this is a two-person costume).

4. A dirty sanchez (the sandwich).

5. The ghost of your high school GPA.

6. An eating club stereotype.

7. A sexy (sexist?) member of the Old Guard.

8. The freshman 15: Just carry around 15 pound weights.

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9. Forbes: don't get within 10 feet of anyone.

10. A sexy Shirley Tilghman. 

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