1. A sexy preceptor.
2. A dead squirrel.
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3. The blowjob statue (this is a two-person costume).
4. A dirty sanchez (the sandwich).
5. The ghost of your high school GPA.
6. An eating club stereotype.
7. A sexy (sexist?) member of the Old Guard.
8. The freshman 15: Just carry around 15 pound weights.
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9. Forbes: don't get within 10 feet of anyone.
10. A sexy Shirley Tilghman.

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