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Street's Top Ten: April 7, 2011

Top 10 Potential Campus Statues 

1. Shirley Tilghman, because she's immortal 

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2. Dean Malkiel, because her policies are made of stone

3. Sydney Johnson '97, so he never has to leave 

4. Cornel West, because that three piece suit is timeless 

5. Rick Curtis, because he's used to sleeping outside 

6. Christopher Walken, for your own safety 

7. Connor Diemand-Yauman '10 so Tilghman can always have him with her 

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8. Woodrow Wilson, but you have to apply to look at it 

9. Jeff Nunokawa, because he already has rock hard abs 

10. A statue of an "A," because there should be at least one on this campus 

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