Top Ten Spring Break Regrets:
1) Not writing that take-home midterm
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2) Staying up till 5 a.m. every night playing “Angry Birds”
3) Awkward tan lines
4) Gaining 10 pounds from gorging on home-cooked food
5) Staying on campus to “write” your thesis
6) Wasting your first three days watching Doug Davis ’12 highlights
7) Getting it on with your ex
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8) Not getting it on with anyone
9) Checking SCORE for your midterm grades 17 times a day
10) Memorizing all the words to Rebecca Black’s “Friday”

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