1. Richard Harris dies. What the hell?
2. Michael Gambon steps in as Dumbledore 2.0. Did no one think to summon Gandalf?
3. Movie Ginny is an awkward ginger with absolutely no game.
4. No one has sex with Cho.
5. No one has sex at all.
6. Harry names his son Albus Severus. Can anyone think of a cute nickname for Albus? Anyone?
7. Lord Voldemort doesn’t select Neville Longbottom as his arch-nemesis, ensuring that America will never have a Neville Longbottom world. Ever.
8. Dobby. Dobby sucks.
9. Mad-Eye Moody in “The Goblet of Fire” ends up being a raging maniacal impostor. It’s too bad; he was actually pretty cool.
10. Fred Weasley kicks the bucket, but Draco Malfoy lives and gets a hot wife? Sweet, JK. Sweeeet.
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