2. There's free beer on the Street.
3. It's un-American.
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4. It's not prohibition.
5. Beer snobs are worse than wine snobs; they tend to be fatter.
6. Girls don't want to hear jokes about what good "head" your beer gives.
7. How big is your room? Do you really have the space to do this?
8. As if cheap beer doesn't already taste like urine...
9. Nobody drink out of an old jar marked "MY BEER."
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10. I hear it gives you a yeast infection.

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