1. You can stick it to the man. Take that, Shirley.
2. You'll finally have friends - if you're lucky.
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3. Mixers with sweaty, desperate frat boys.
4. Secret handshakes.
5. There will always be other girls around to squeal with you when you watch "Legally Blond."
6. Fratty tanks.
7. Charlotte on "Sex and the City" was a Kappa.
8. Friends and family will always know what to get you for a gift: gear.
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9. You can finally bond with your state-school friends.
10. It's not a frat.

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