1) Play Solitaire. With actual cards.
2) Read a book.
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3) Go to the gym, fatty.
4) New party theme: Blackout for the blackout.
5) Watch TV for longer than 72 minutes.
6) Meet your neighbors.
7) Prepare for the apocalypse.
8) Don't do your readings — you can't print them anyway.
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9) Google activities. Oh, wait.
10) Masturbate — a little imagination goes a long way.

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