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Street's Top Ten: Sept. 23, 2010

1) Play Solitaire. With actual cards.

2) Read a book. 

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3) Go to the gym, fatty.

4) New party theme: Blackout for the blackout.

5) Watch TV for longer than 72 minutes.

6) Meet your neighbors.

7) Prepare for the apocalypse.

8) Don't do your readings — you can't print them anyway.

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9) Google activities. Oh, wait.

10) Masturbate — a little imagination goes a long way.

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