1) Mistaking a senior for a freshman.
2) Falling on a keg at Cloister.
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3) Wearing a sorority tank of any kind.
4) Singing “Party in the USA” (so last year).
5) Peeing on someone who is hiding in the bushes.
6) Doing a walk of shame on your second day.
7) Asking whether there’s really free beer.
8) Pronouncing the “h” in Mathey.
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9) Reusing a red cup.
10) Coming to Princeton. Sorry, frosh.

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