2) Shirley is SUCH a bro-hater.
3) Zeta Psi used to make their pledges watch midget porn while wearing thongs soaked in tabasco sauce.
4) I heard St. A's makes you eat your own left hand as hazing. Can anyone confirm this? I'm definitely not sure I've seen both hands of the members I know.
5) Yeah, it's true, I know a left-handed St. A, he failed all of his classes because he couldn't write anything on his exams after the hazing. Sick.
6) I always rub a little bit of piss under my armpits before going out to the street-- just to let 'em know that I like to party.
7) i thought the cjl was the jewish fraternity house?
8) why haze when you can have a consenting circle jerk, amirite?
9) Aye, those wannabe frat boys be salty ones, 'tis true. Trim sail and weigh anchor, boyos, we head for silk and spices 'round the Horn!
10) I am not white. I am not wealthy. I think Lost is the best show on television. I tell my mom I am at Panera grabbing a salad when really I am at Hoagie Haven getting a Phat Lady. I am in Theta.
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