1. Obsess that they forgot to hose you
2. Make a list of the reasons you didn't want to be in the club anyway
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3. Buy a roundtrip ticket to New York - just in case
4. Get your freshman friends to wait with you
5. Pick out nice underwear
6. Go to the gym
7. Get a bikini wax
8. Frantically Facebook chat with fellow bickerees
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9. Hyperventilate
10. Read "Intersections"!

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