The Tribe consists of a small group of freshman girls who have pledged to seek exclusivity in certain social organizations and choice of sexual partners. The group's most important rule is to only hook up with Princeton legacies and athletes.
Chieftess Regina George ’13 forcibly removed the “slut-ho-bag” from the group with the words: “The tribe has spoken.” The exiling took place at a tailgate, where the chieftess was wearing her signature color of white and the other members of The Tribe wore black.
The girl who violated The Tribe’s circle of trust was apparently unaware of the low status of the guy she hooked up with.
“I just couldn’t believe it when I found out that he was not a legacy or athlete,” she sobbed. “Yeah, I might have been desperate that night, but I swear he told me he was on the sprint football team, and I thought that counted! I’m just --- I’m just so ashamed.”
The group’s intelligence and popularity may suffer with the removal of the girl, who was known for her talent of forecasting weather patterns with her boobs.
The Tribe is currently accepting applications for new members. Any snobby, self-loathing sluts that are interested should go to tigertools.com to apply.
This article is part of The Daily Princetonian's annual joke issue. Don't believe everything you read on the internet.
Read More
Asbestos removal work continues from prior summer in 1901-Laughlin Hall
Ben GoldstonAsbestos is currently being removed from 1901-Laughlin Hall as part of ongoing summer renovations. The dorm is vacant, and air quality tests have confirmed levels remain below EPA safety thresholds.
Asbestos is currently being removed from 1901-Laughlin Hall as part of ongoing summer renovations. The dorm is vacant, and air quality tests have confirmed levels remain below EPA safety thresholds.
Head of DC comics among eight alumni elected to 2025–2026 Board of Trustees
Vitus LarrieuEight alumni have been selected to join the Board of Trustees from July 1, including president, publisher, and chief creative officer of DC Comics Jim Lee. Six former trustees ended their terms on June 30, increasing the total number of trustees to 39.
Eight alumni have been selected to join the Board of Trustees from July 1, including president, publisher, and chief creative officer of DC Comics Jim Lee. Six former trustees ended their terms on June 30, increasing the total number of trustees to 39.
Andrew Houck ’00 will be new Dean of Engineering and Applied Science
Devon RudolphThe Daily Princetonian spoke to Andrew Houck ’00, the new Dean of the School of Engineering and Applied Science, about his commitment to rebuilding the deteriorating relationship between higher education and the federal government, as well as his goals of restoring the public's faith in the sciences.
The Daily Princetonian spoke to Andrew Houck ’00, the new Dean of the School of Engineering and Applied Science, about his commitment to rebuilding the deteriorating relationship between higher education and the federal government, as well as his goals of restoring the public;s faith in the sciences.