1) A public masturbator
2) An out-of-work I-banker
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3) A miserable grad student
4) “The swine”
5) A member of the Tribe
6) Prince-twins
7) Josh Weinstein ’09 in blackface
8) Paper saved by the quota
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9) The band we didn’t have at Lawnparties
10) A jack-o’-lantern

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