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Street's Top Ten — April 9, 2009

1. Sleep.

2. Go to lecture for the first time in 2009.

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3. Rediscover the wonders of personal hygiene.

4. Swim naked in a pool of your obsolete notes.

5. Remember that the real world exists and that you need to find a job.

6. Remember that the recession exists, and you can't.

7. Take out your frustration by annoying juniors.

8. Take out your frustration by setting fire to your carrel.

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9. Take out your frustration by drinking heavily, every day. 

10. Drink heavily every day, just enough to avoid a trip to UMCP.

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