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Top Ten - Feb. 7, 2008

Campaign slogans we're glad these historical winners and losers didn't use

1.    James K. Polk: Studio 54 dancefloor or fight!

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2.    James Garfield: Lasagna for everyone.

3.    Warren G. Harding: Get hard for Harding.

4.    Thomas Pinckney: Pick me, Pickney

5.    William Howard Taft: Putting the rotund in the Rotunda.

6.    James M. Cox: A real man where it counts.

7.    Herbert Hoover: Cleaning up the country one dust bunny at a time.

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8.    Henry Clay: An energizer bunny who runs and runs and runs. This time he’ll get there.

9.    Martin van Buren: Sexiest sideburns on this side of the Mississippi.

10.    Barry Goldwater: Stronger than Goldschlagen.

 

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