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1. Preceptorial lubricant: So you can bullshit comfortably.

2. Thinking capsules: For that Friday morning class.

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3. Verbal anti-diarrheal: Don't make a mess of conversation.

4. Anti-insanitory: It's not just mono that's contagious anymore.

5. Collar-suppressant: Fast relief for a stuffy wardrobe.

6. Anti-kiss-tamine: Make the KA stay away!

7. Beast-buster: Fight the freshman 15 one solo cup at a time.

8. Anti-awkwardant: To supplement your social savvy.

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9. YouTube patches: So you don't have to apple + Q all alone.

10. TI-agra: The little blue pill to keep you dancing all night long.

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