1. Preceptorial lubricant: So you can bullshit comfortably.
2. Thinking capsules: For that Friday morning class.
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3. Verbal anti-diarrheal: Don't make a mess of conversation.
4. Anti-insanitory: It's not just mono that's contagious anymore.
5. Collar-suppressant: Fast relief for a stuffy wardrobe.
6. Anti-kiss-tamine: Make the KA stay away!
7. Beast-buster: Fight the freshman 15 one solo cup at a time.
8. Anti-awkwardant: To supplement your social savvy.
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9. YouTube patches: So you don't have to apple + Q all alone.
10. TI-agra: The little blue pill to keep you dancing all night long.

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