1. At Cap: Gatorade Sour. One part Fish Fridays, dash of track team, shot of soccer team (Diet option: drop football team)
2. At Charter: Atomic Fizz. Two parts engineers, one part mile-long walk. Do not mix in girls!
3. At Cloister: Prospect Float. Water, splash of chlorine.
4. At Colonial: Sake Surprise. One part apple picking, one part decent cuisine. Top with grenadine for flair.
5. At Cottage: Debutante Daquiri . SoCo base, three parts chewing tobacco. Steep in F. Scott history for tax exemption. (Careful: this one's hard to keep down!)
6.At Ivy: Manhattan Martini. One part boarding school, splash of Tuesday nights, spritz of Squash team, one lump sugar or other white powder.
7. At Quad: Shirley (Tilghman) Temple. Two parts alcohol initiative.
Stir in DJ Bob.
8. At Terrace: Hipster's Delight. One part WPRB, one part hallucinogens and leafy greens, splash of vegan options.
9. At TI: Barbarian Beer. One part fraternity, one part Safety Patrol. Shake and pour over State Night clothes. Serve in jockstrap.
10. At Tower: Drama Colada. Three parts Woody Woo, two parts Triangle. Add in AEPi syrup, and garnish with overacting.
