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Home is where...

1. The term "bicker" means arguing with your siblings, not vying for an eating club.

2.The dogs play fetch, not Robo.

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3.Traditions mean big dinners and presents, not drinking or getting naked.

4. The food does not contain gentle laxatives.

5. People listen to NPR, not Jon Bon Jovi.

6. It's okay to scream at your roommate.

7. Baking involves an oven, not McCosh 10 at 12:30 p.m.

8. You go to the movies ... and that's as social as it gets.

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9. Unlike your preceptor, your parents know when you're bullshitting.

10.Your sister doesn't give you gifts, and your brother can't make you get him a hoagie.

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