1. When you gave your girlfriend cut flowers, she said, "how symbolic."
2. Your boyfriend has been having a lot of OA ice cream reunions with his frosh ... singular.
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3. When you ask your girlfriend to dinner, she suggests the C-store.
4. Your boyfriend is too academically stressed out for sex.
5. Your girlfriend just suggested your next date should be CJL speed dating.
6. Your boyfriend's thesis was due last week, but he's still spending all his time in his Firestone carrel.
7. Your girlfriend just joined the club softball team.
8. Your boyfriend just joined the club softball team.
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9. Your girlfriend has started bringing wine to dinner ...and she won't share.
10. Your boyfriend is a second-semester senior.

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