1. "Starry Night": The view from an eating club lawn during Freshman Week ... emphasis on the swirlies.
2. "The Scream": A vision of the Firestone carrels in April, circa 11:45 p.m.
3. Pollock's "Mural": A shot of a bathroom floor in the slums at 6.a.m. on a Sunday morning.
4. Renoir's "The Luncheon of the Boating Party": An Impressionist painting of Cloister around noon.
5. "Mono Lisa": A portrait of a student checking into McCosh.
6. "The Thinker": A sculpture in the form of that engineer working in Friend Library ...he's never moved anyway.
7. Dali's "Persistence of Memory": Melting clocks, barren landscape ... a peek into the mind of a senior right now.
8. "American Gothic": A portrait of Tilghman and Malkiel, taking a pitchfork to our GPAs.
9. The "David": A sculpture of a senior lacrosse player's self-image.
10. The Birth of Venus: A painting of a freshman girl in the T.I. dance floor "kill zone," circa 3 a.m.
