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1. You're already getting ready for spring break: You've been to Hollywood Tans more times than you've been to Firestone 2. You don't know the difference between Orgo and an orgasm 3. You asked your professor to define this "pledge" everyone keeps talking about 4. You thought WWS 301 was about the history of pro wrestling 5. You can recite all the names on the window of the Trustee Room, but you can't remember where the Geneva Convention took place 6. You don't know the difference between pi and Pi Phi 7. You traded your passing grade for a pass to T.I. 8. The professor of your five-person seminar just asked what your name is 9. Your hand cramps after two sentences — it's a little out of shape 10. You have no clue why we're talking about midterms already

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