Top Ten Princeton Recyclables
1. Rumors. "Cannon is really opening next year!"
2. Solo cups. Beer is its own disinfectant! Rah!
3. 80s Night. Fashionable on Prospect ever since 1990.
4. Pequods. They are all the same thickness, and your preceptor can't see the cover anyway.
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5. Harvard and Yale jokes. (See #6.)
6. Our #1 U.S. News and World Report ranking.
7. Yesterday's dining hall food, in a different sauce. Don't think we didn't notice.
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8. "How was your break?
...Oh, nice, with family?"
9. That "Peanut Butter and Jelly Time!" video on YouTube. (Yeah, that one! Now go ahead and watch it again.)
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10. Hook-ups. On such a small campus, your friend's crush today is fair game tomorrow.






