Awards you won't see at the Oscars
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1. Worst Date Movie:
Date Movie
2. Fattest Villain:
Philip Seymour Hoffman
Mission Impossible III
3. Worst Hair:
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4. Best Reason NOT to go to North Dakota:
5. Best Reason NOT to go to Confession:
6. Second-best Movie about 19th-Century Magicians:
7. Best Movie to See While High:

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8. Creepiest Facial Surgery on an Old Man:
9. Best Lopsided Breasts:
10. Best New Reason to hate Mel: