Top 10 ways Princeton is like eggnog
1. It has a lot of spirit
2. It's sometimes hard to stomach
3. It's been an upper-middle class tradition for over 200 years
4. It's rich
5. It's expensive
6. It's better with alcohol
7. It's totally sweet
8. It's fattening
9. It looks inviting, but it'll kick your ass
10. Too much of it will make you start singing Journey songs
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