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1. McCosh nurses 2. A pale green complexion clashes with Nantucket Reds 3. There are only so many times you can watch "The Breakfast Club" and "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" 4. Being "hot and bothered" should mean "horny," not "hot flashes and Irritable Bowel Syndrome" 5. Pockets stuffed with Kleenex make you look fat 6. You can only get so drunk on Nyquil and your Z-Pack 7. If you're sick, you won't stop complaining and everyone will kinda hate you. 8. You don't want to waste your late paper excuse 9. No club likes a snotty bickeree 10. You can write a book about how you did it

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