We'd like to start bread-and-butter campaigns for...
(Admittedly, our problems are small)
1. A little brevity in the Lenahan/Malkiel email exhange.
2. Music other than John Mayer, Sade and Sheryl Crow in Cafe Vivian.
3. Fire inspectors not to lock our doors on their way out.
4. Softer toilet paper. Scratch that. Toilet paper, period.
5. Frist mailbox locks to to turn in the same direction as every other combination lock in the history of the world.
6. Some decency in the laundry room. Etiquette classes? Anyone?
7. A Firestone Library bell that doesn't scare the s—t out of you.
8. A little understanding from Marquand: WE NEED TO EAT!
9. Re-engineering the walkways so you don't drown in puddles every time it rains.
10. Ridding Webmail of those nasty little words: "Search result contains no messages." LIES.
