Street's Top Ten

Worst answers from this year's midterms

1. Pelvic inflammatory disease is a bacterial infection caused by multiple orgasms.

2. That's what she said.

3. I pledge my honor that this is my own work, in accordance with University regulations. I mean, they're really more like guidelines, right?

4. Freud suggests that dreams represent repressed desires. Like what I want to do to you after this test. Yeah. There it is.

5. The governor was only 19 when he first entered into pubic service.

6. The fibula, which is Latin for "small lie," is located below the femur.

7. Oh dear preceptor I didn't study enough So I write haiku.

8. Romeo and Juliet are a famous example of a heroic couplet. After she dies, he wants to be laid by her.

9. Jane Austen's "Pride and Prejudice" tells the beloved story of Elizabeth Bennet and Colin Firth.

10. Some thought Truman couldn't win the 1948 erection. But he rose to the challenge and came from behind.

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