1. Didn't we sleep together?
2. Sorry, I haven't had the chance to Google you yet. (Said to Meg Whitman.)
3. I can work with any woman. I just can't legally go within 500 feet of one.
4. What is your policy on dating coworkers? (Said to an army recruiter.)
5. Does your health insurance plan cover sex change operations?
6. I can seal any deal. Just ask your daughter!
7. Yes, Mister ... it is Mister, isn't it?
8. Actually, my lawyer advised me not to speak on that subject.
9. I've found my resume is best expressed through this interpretive dance.
10. ... damn burrito.
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Princeton Zoning Board of Adjustment approves renovations to Tower and Charter Clubs
Sena Chang and Isaac BernsteinOn March 27, the Municipality of Princeton’s Zoning Board of Adjustment approved construction developments for Tower Club and Charter Club. Renovations for both clubs are aimed towards improving accessibility.
On March 27, the Municipality of Princeton’s Zoning Board of Adjustment approved construction developments for Tower Club and Charter Club. Renovations for both clubs are aimed towards improving accessibility.
Students support local businesses with new platform Zage
Jack AllenAfter hearing about the struggles faced by a number of these restaurants after students left campus in mid-March, Dilbagi created Zage, an online platform that allows community members to send money to local businesses now to redeem as credits on their purchases in the future.
This fall, go beyond the 'Bubble'
Dora ZhaoEven though classes are picking up, weekends are the perfect time for students to escape the Orange Bubble. While going out to eat on Nassau is enjoyable, there is so much to see beyond Princeton. For those looking for a day trip or a chance to explore the area outside of Princeton, here is a list of ideas to do this fall.