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Tiger truths the freshmen learned this week

1. Girls: The Pi Phis really want you. Guys: the SAEs really want you.

2. Girls: The SAEs really want you. SAEs: the Pi Phis really want you.

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3. Kalaa and the Triple 8 Dance Co. exist only at Tiger Night and the Activities Fair. No one has ever seen these groups at any other time.

4. Public Safety officers will believe anything is O'Doul's, as long as you say so.

5. A pregame ends in defeat.

6. Running for 2010 class president is mandatory!

7. DJ Bob does not a party make.

8. You can join crew! (But three-quarters of the team will quit within the month.)

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9. The Pequod CEO probably kills puppies in his spare time.

10. The hottest girl on Facebook is NOT the hottest girl in real life.

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